Chick-fil-A, protest against gay marriage.
#1 Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex, by asking her if she wants to have sex.
#3 Wear as much black as you can. It makes you look slimmer and cooler. But avoid black jeans
#4 Easy on the mayo!
#5 If your a hairy son-of-a-bitch. Make sure to trim yourself for the ladies
#6 People who live in glass houses are idiots.
#7 Teaching someone a lesson never works
#8 Do not come on to the new female pastor, unless she winks at you during the sermon.
#9 There will be times when good neighbors are more important than a good neighborhood.
#10 If you have a big Stick “Swing It”